Morpheus’ sex face, The Matrix (1999).
Editor’s note: yeah, I can see where you were going with that one.
Submitted by Amy.
Anyone else noticed how Sinestro’s face during the end credits of Green Lantern (2011) looks like he is being pleasured in some manner?
Submitted by Emily.
Wait for the bullet to actually hit you before you make you’re “I’ve been shot in the face” face, Joseph from Inception (2010).
Editor’s note: I thought we was gonna cry at that point.
Submitted by Joannes.
Leonardo’s being stabbed. By diarrhea, clearly. Taken from Inception (2010).
Editor’s note: what if it’s not something coming out?
Submitted by Joannes.
“Man, guess what I saw that was this big?”
“What -“
“Your momma’s -“
“Do not go there man, DO NOT GO THERE!”
Alternative dialogue for this scene from Final Destination 5 (2011).
Submitted by Emily.
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Pretty sure punk on the right (our right) is half-a-second from dying of giggles. What I’m not so sure about is whether he’s smirking at Arnie’s naked butt at this point. From The Terminator (1984)
Submitted by Emily.
READY FOR THE BIG HAM, BABY! From Face/Off (1997).
Editor’s note: Alright, I love this film.
Submitted by Joannes.
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For this scene, Christian Bale practised by repeatedly biting into a lemon. From American Psycho (2000).
Editor’s note: either that or they had someone impersonating Winston Churchill in drag behind the camera.
Submitted by Joannes.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger hates these establishing family-man scenes and just wants to shoot dudes in the face. From The 6th Day (2000).
Editor’s note: doesn’t everyone feel the same way?
Submitted by Joannes.
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This is unflattering for all the faces. From Face/Off (1997).
Editor’s note: They just don’t make insane action films like this anymore.
Submitted by Joannes.
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